Teenage Little Ninja Vampires

Posted in Nagging with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 7, 2009 by cornellius
Indeed it is a fag, not a vampire.

Indeed it is a fag, not a vampire.

90s  were such a nice era for vampire movies with Interview With The Vampire (1992) and Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1994) and with the dusk of 90s the fall of vampires started. Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1997) and Angel from that series are worst characters portrayed ever as a vampire slayer and as a vampire if only we haven’t had a disaster called Twilight in 2008. Graceful immortals from previous movies changed into a teenage magazine model. Queen of The Damned (2002) made matters worse with a hurried production, sadly if it weren’t for Blade trilogy I could say Queen of The Damned would’ve kept the quality on ground level but thanks to Blade trilogy, the quality of such movies and series passed even the ground level! The new century and end of 90s wasn’t that hopeless though. I recall watching Underworld I with awe since the atmosphere truly reflected a word of darkness where vampires clash with their legendary arch enemy.

Louis from Interview With The Vampire

Louis from Interview With The Vampire

In my humble opinion, the golden age of vampire movies lived in 90s with two movies that had a radical point of view into the genre. Vampires weren’t just creatures that kill everything, they became something sentient, something lonely and something nostalgic while remaining gracefully deadly. The fall started with Buffy The Vampire Slayer series though, a huge disgrace and huge fall made for teenage audience where high school girls fight with enemies that talk the way too much and they do it with bare handed! It could be disgusting at first if only they haven’t introduced a side character whom would have it’s own series soon, yes Angel, a teenage magazine model. Put him into a pink frame into a pink room and you have it! A vampire sunbathes and have a tan skin! If there would be any more shame to vampire ilk, it would be a vampire suffering from diarrhea!

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The Bible Revisited: Genesis 2.0

Posted in Atheism with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 4, 2009 by cornellius

This is one of the must watch videos I have yet to watch. It shows the absurbness of the creation myth in the Bible. I do hope one of these days people will make videos about other religions as well. Although I believe informing people of the truth and showing them proof with scientific tests -other than teasing people by saying “everytime I look at the mirror I see the glory of the god”- will have no effect on them since belief requires complete ignorance, I do enjoy watching this kind of videos.

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Street Set Up – Staged Photographs On Streets

Posted in Photography with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 3, 2009 by cornellius

I must admit I do enjoy shooting staged photographs, patiently adding details in order to shoot one single frame with a story craved in it. One of these days, an idea also popped into my mind. Since nearly all my photographs are set up photographs, why shouldn’t I shoot something on the streets and arrange models in the urban environment in order to create a quasireal story.

This is the bitter end of a youngster...

This is the bitter end of a youngster...

It took months for me to gather both the necessary energy and the models for the photograph and in one cold winter night, me and two of my associates -Ibolomania & Anormaq- had let ourselves loose in the streets of Ankara. After a while of searching and accidently photographing a drunk man pissing behind bush we came into the place where I call the murder scene. In that corner Ibolomania had been killed and dragged by Anormaq into a dark corner for hiding purposes and I was there by pure coincidence to engrave the occasion in the tiny processors of my beloved 300D.

This is the story of how it started…

Photography Retards

Posted in Nagging with tags , , , , on July 2, 2009 by cornellius
This is NOT a photograph

This is NOT a photograph

I can hardly believe when people cling to their retard thoughts! I get filled with pure fury! It is okay to shoot photos of your friends making funny faces but it certainly is not okay to pose as an artist with these photographs!

Internet is crawling with these kind of people and to make matters worse female ones of this kind get incredible support from mindless hordes and they are able to have exhibitions of their own!

Whatever you do, do not pose as a photographer. You’ll be quite happy with posting your shit into gallery sites such as flickr and you’ll even get some REAL praises for your crap being something worthwhile for an amateur since you’ll never ever have the balls needed to be a real photographer who gives a damn about the soul, the composition and spends some time on planning.

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Overlord 2 – A new kind of tortue!

Posted in Nagging with tags , , , , , , on July 2, 2009 by cornellius
The Shit Called Overlord!

The Shit Called Overlord!

Although I am not a good gamer anymore, I still do like playing games and enjoying it though some of these days I feel like I am being tortured by this new genre of games with their consolish approach.  Overlord 2 is not an exception to this trend.

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